Ricky Ricardo

In memory

2006-10-25T01:16:54Z

Well, I'm not the BEST one to be saying this, but I feel it to be appropriate.

Dear Azarnoosh,

I very much wanted to get to know you better. Even though we did not physically meet, our conversations really had a lot of meaning and value. You always had things to say when I was not able to manage. Truth be told, that actually helped me when talking to others, since I would find myself often asking, "What would Az say?" You were always so nice and kind, which really made me feel wanted and liked. I have to admit, I was drawn by your innocent charm, and something told me that you felt the same way, if only slightly. Your knowledge of politics was quite impressive and always interesting to listen to, and your achievement of the debate club's popularity was even more impressive. I had nothing but respect for you when you went downtown to hand out flyers for Darfur, since I doubt too many people would have done that willingly. It was an honour to edit your journal for english, and I think it appropriate to quote your line from "The Great Gatsby", since you seemed so fond of it.

"I'd like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around"

You described it as carefree, passionate and full of hope. I couldn't agree more, since all I can feel right now is regret for not getting to know you better. You seemed like a very smart person (despite all your efforts to prove otherwise). I have to compliment your taste in music, since it did vary from genre to genre. I know you liked our band's song, and I am glad you were able to hear it, if not live by us. Know that your memory will be taken into account on November the Fourth. I am sorry that you had to meet fate's decision at the hands of something as bad as alcohol. I feel even worse knowing I was supposed to be there with you that day. I felt like I could have done something, but it unfortunately is in the past now. Know that I give my word not to touch a drop of alcohol. Yes, I already wish not to, but your experience fuels my willpower. Know that your memory will keep me strong, as I am sure you would have wanted to help me along as well.

I do not wish to go on writing, for my memory of you is almost depleted. But, I feel that every word I have written is of value out of my large level of respect for you. From what I saw, you were one of the good ones. I truly would have loved to have known you better.

Peace and love, Azarnoosh...with all my heart,
Je te rappelle pour toute ma vie,

- Jordan

But I don't care, you see, so what if I bleed?

2006-09-27T04:59:23Z

Three times in my memory can I remember a show where I stood for it's duration. Rush: 2004, Marcus Miller: 2006, Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2006. I was so impressed by the way they had everyone up for the entire show. The stage presence really made a difference for the interactivity since people left thinking "wow, these guys really put on a great SHOW". This isn't just some "OMGZZZ I LOVE THE CHILI PEPPERS :D:D:D<3<3<3" kind of feeling. I went in expecting guys that I've listened to since I was at least 8 coming out and playing stuff with the sound they've created currently, and I got what I expected. They don't sound like they used to, which has it's pros and cons. I like when artists change their sound to add variety (e.g. Rush or Beck). But also, I do like it a lot to keep what worked and was strong. Like the saying goes "If it isn't broken, don't fix it". Getting past all of that, I honestly didn't hear much of their age enter into the music. The guys played with tons of energy, so many notes (especially in John's solos) rang out with beautiful precision. One thing I must say about the "new sound" is that Anthony's vocal skills are getting better. I was really proud to be able to sing along to most of the songs (except throw away your television, me and my friends, you're gonna get yours and fortune faded, at least those are the ones I remember off-hand). The setlist was great, especially compared to the first show. Readymade was quite a treat, and then hearing Me And My Friends or I Could Have Lied was such a nice surprise for my love of their older stuff. Although I liked stuff like Dani California and the other close-related S A songs, it was depressing a bit to hear the ENTIRE audience sing along to that song and that song only. Yes, I'm being picky cause of the way I dislike the fans solely of this new sound, but that's just the way I am. All in all, I was really impressed. This is honestly one of the "up there" concerts from the music value, the show value, and for the fact that I was so involved I was tired out in many ways after the show was done. Kudos to you guys, I was quite impressed, even for a first-time view.

On a side note, I'm curious about the Mars Volta sound, since I liked it, but I'm on the fence if I like THEM. I'll probably end up doing the old download/friend-send tango.

Also, it's been a while since I've posted, so to anyone who takes the time to read this, thanks, and if it means anything, I...guess...I'm sorry for not writing more?

Alrighty, Jordan tired, concert fun, can't wait for Beck.

sybrrguy @ 2006-08-22T11:07:00

2006-08-22T15:21:50Z

I hate alcohol. That's really all that can be said about it. It's a horrible drink that causes nothing but problems. Wonderful people have turned into complete assholes before my eyes. Great people turn into stumbling, irritating loudmouths who don't tend to think when it comes to doing anything for the period of their intoxication. Many nights for me have been ruined thanks to this 'great', 'wonderful' drink...and it really pisses me off. Now, for adults, I have nothing I can say that would convince them to stop drinking. They are of age to do it, and as much as they like, which is unfortunate in some cases. But for everyone else, this is my effort to try to ask (and maybe even beg) that we don't drink. Yes, it may be fun (and I've even experienced the small bit of fun it has to offer), but it just makes everyone (to me) awkward to be around. For me, it tastes bad, causes nausea, makes me want to pass out. For others, it could even help persuade things that could end up being fatal. I know I'm pulling out reasons that usually don't apply to us, but I just want to see if anything can actually be done. I respect the fact that we all want to have fun, and that this is a quick and easy way to do so, but at what cost? There are plenty of better ways to have fun, and I'm sure we can all think of them. Listen, this isn't an "oh, if you keep drinking I'll be your friend" kind of thing, because that's silly. This is just my little speech about why it's better to be sober (at least during the time where it's still illegal to drink), plus, this is me venting my built-up frustration towards all this after countless experiences. In no way is this an attack or me pointing fingers at anyone. I've just had it (due to an experience last night). So please, try your best to at least be reponsible with alcohol, because I've been in the situation where I regret what I've done...a lot, and I'm sure there are others who regret instances as well. I just want to have fun, and have GOOD memories with everyone instead of adding another night to my list. Sorry if this offends anyone, for it's not my intention. This is just the ramblings of someone who's finally been pushed by bad experiences. Thanks to all to those who've taken the time to read this. Don't worry, I'm not going to be all pushy or anything, because no one deserves having things force-fed to them, which I apologize if I've been like that in the past. Once again, I've got something that I can be ashamed about. Anyway, this is long enough, I'll shut up.

Peace and love,

- Jordan

Another Day...

2006-07-18T12:47:19Z

You know, I've had my fun, during good times, and even bad. But this just tops it. I honestly can't take it any more, and I just wish that this could all stop once and for all. I want to be completely happy again. No fighting, no yelling, no having to avoid her just for moments of sanity. I want to have the courage and confidence to go out and be myself, to talk and have fun with my friends, to not look down upon myself every single day. I live a sad, meaningless life, I doubt anyone can argue that much. I can't even hold conversation with people around me, because let's face it: I'm boring. I try to stay interesting, and to be a nice person. But I just keep fucking up. For that, I am truly sorry. I don't know how bad people have had it, nor do many know how bad I've had it, but I'm having it pretty bad right now, and I guess I did this to myself...all of this (that I'm sure a lot of people aren't completely aware of). I really feel bad for those that I have: bored, hurt, pissed off, irritated, annoyed, etc... But right now, I'm pretty sure I'm getting my comuppance, or maybe I've just been punished for as long as I can remember. Regardless, I need people to talk to, and I'm sorry for those who I talk to if I ever sound like a broken record with all my issues that I have to deal with. And for those kind enough to deal with me being annoying and irritating, I thank you, and I hope to SHOW my thanks when given the opportunities. I just need help, because I know people are more than willing to be my friends, I just have to make efforts as well. So, to all my friends: let's get together over the summer, let's talk, let's have fun, let's make my summer enjoyable, and hopefully, I can contribute to yours as well. I've been good so far, but I need some times to spend with my friends whom I haven't seen for quite some time, and whom I miss a lot since school/the last time I've seen them. This sounds like a cry for help, which it probably is. What it is not is a cry for attention. I'm not writing this just so people can read and go "aww, what a poor guy". I'm writing this, because I need to let this out, and I need to actually pull myself out of this by trying to fix things, not necessarily the problem, but at least how I can deal with it: by living my life with those who enjoy my company. Namely my friends who have been there for me. For those of you who I've wronged, I strongly apologize as my daily intent is never to do wrong to others, yet no one is perfect and I've slipped on occasion. For those of you that have wronged me, I forgive you, just know that. We aren't bad people, and I know that. So please, this is my time of need, I'm in way over my head (with more problems than you know), and I need some help. If anyone wants to meet up, I'd welcome it in a second. Also, I'm turning 17 on August 9th. I've yet to do anything enjoyable with friends for my birthday, and this year, I mean to do things differently. If any of you would want to help me plan something where all of my friends can get together with me...then I'd appreciate it more than you can imagine. This sad, meaningless life I have right now can be turned around, and I DO plan on turning it. But right now I need all the help I can get. Thank you to everyone who's read this. I look forward to talking to everyone about ANYTHING soon.

Peace and love,

- Jordan

P.S. You keep asking what's wrong...but I've told you too many times already. Maybe it's time to get some dignity, listen to what I'm saying...and then do something about it.

It's never been so good to see the buildings of Toronto...

2006-06-24T06:49:07Z

I hate the nightlife, but I'll always like to boogie...

Ok, so the day started out pretty good. Got a ride to my exam thanks to Jaimy, wrote a pretty decent exam (so I feel), there was a little point after the exam I didn't care for as much, but then I hopped on a bus to Finch Station to start my day of fun. So, I meet Mike (Marlatt?) on the bus, and we ride on the subway together (he had to go to Christie Station), and then I get to Union and get on the GO train. The train takes about a half an hour to get to Oakville, and the stops are quite a distance from eachother on the way. ANYWAY, I meet up with Claudia and Amanda for some suhweet hangoutz, and we go to the "Oakville Waterfront Festival". So I pay my $15, and we're all set for some excitement. Needless to say, I bought fudge. So, around 7, we head to the big stage area and get a spot RIGHT at the front. So a little after 8, "Bedouin Soundclash" come out and put on a show. Now, from the point of view of someone who's never seen them nor heard much of their music, I didn't really know what to expect, but it was a really good show. They played for probably 2 hours and a guy came out, I think his name was Vernon Mayes, and they did some songs with him. It was a great show and I'm really glad I went and saw it. I haven't had that much fun for a while. Now begins my story...

I arrive at the Oakville GO Train station with Claudia and Amanda at about 11:15, and the train back to Union Station arrives at 11:30. So, at probably 11:28, the train pulls up, I say my goodbyes and hop on. I start to settle in, when I notice that the train begins to move in the opposite direction of where I want to go. Instead of going to Toronto, I start to move towards Hamilton. Anyway, I ask people if the train goes the other way once it gets to Burlington to which no one knows. So I assume that it probably would. At Burlington Station, a GO employee tells me that the train DOES NOT go back, and that I probably have to take a bus (since there was no one who could pick me up/I could stay with overnight, since it was about 11:50 at the time). But he told me to talk to the conductor to see if I could get a ride to Long Branch (which is 3 stops away from Union, which is still quite a distance from there). So I'm able to get a ride to long branch (which, I must add, the conductor was very nice about the whole dilemma), and then the conductor tells me that there's a 24 hour streetcar that goes to Union. So I get off and have a bit of trouble finding where the streetcar is supposed to arrive, only to find out that the streetcar ISN'T RUNNING. Also, at this point, Claudia and Amanda have been keeping in touch with me, since:
a)I was in a highly anxious/worried state (one of my personal problems to deal with)
b)They wanted to make sure I was ok
c)They were worried about me
Anyway, I find out that the only useful bus I can take goes all the way to Islington Station, and it would take 1/2 an hour (and it's already after 12). So if I got to the station at 12:30, and the time it would take to get back to the Yonge line (probably 45 minutes), coupled with the time it would take to get to Finch (probably 30 minutes), I doubted that I'd be able to get to Finch in time (the subway stops running at 1:30, I believe). So I call a taxi (Claudia's reccomendation), and I wait for it, while this creepy guy talks to me (which, when you're alone at midnight in a part of Toronto that pretty much means you're lost, it isn't the best thing to help you stay calm). The taxi arrives and I need to go to an ATM to get money for the ride, so I get money and he drives me to Union. $35 later, I get on the train and start to head to Finch. I get to the bus station and buy my ticket. The bus pulls up and I find that luckily it goes to where I need to get off. So I ride the bus back home, and get in at about 2:04 in the morning. Tired, shaken, and still a little anxious (and with a high need to go to the bathroom), I'm finally home. So, I end by saying, be careful at how you go about things, because I was really worried on multiple occasions that I'd be stranded alone in the middle of nowhere. But, luckily with the help and support of my friends, I was able to get home safe and sound. So next time a friend does something nice for you, value that friend, because they could be the greatest friend to you in the world one day, and you probably don't want to take them for granted. So Claudia and Amanda, thank you so much. You both really helped me through this whole ordeal. And, of course, a big thank you to all my friends for just being my friends, because, g-d forbid I had actually died because some stranger killed me, I'd never be able to say goodbye or thank you to all the people that I care about, and who care about me. So thanks to everyone who cares/has cared about me in the past. I love you all.

As for now...I'm really fuckin' tired, it's almost 3 AM, so I'm going to go pass out on my couch.

Love to all,

- Jordan

Screw French

2006-06-22T16:01:31Z

Ok, I have no idea what to study for french, I'm pretty sure I'm screwed for this exam, and I don't feel too optimistic about physics either. There's just to many verb tenses to get down, WHAT DO I DO???

(wow, pointless entry, oh well)

Jordan says: Boy am I feeling good right now

sybrrguy @ 2006-06-20T19:43:00

2006-06-20T23:47:47Z

Ok, so it's been a while. In short, I'm waiting for this friday, because although I'll have to study for physics, I have: suhweet hangoutz with Claudia and Amanda on friday, Marcus Miller on saturday, and our wonderful show is on sunday. Quite the weekend. Can anyone top that much fun? See if you can :)

I've got my music and guitar exams tomorrow, and I'm quite looking forward to them. They should (hopefully) be a breeze, and for anyone having trouble with theory, I'm always here to help out, I love theory and maybe you can love it too. But french, that's another story.

Anyone want to study for french:P?

Aside from that, I've got a pretty free-up summer ahead of me, so people that wanna hang out, give me a call...I should be around, let's do lunch.

Jordan says: If you can't win, kill them

P.S. I'm sure everyone will do fine on their own exams, good luck to all, not that you even need it.

A Fad Tyme To Kill Part The Second

2006-04-26T05:39:09Z

Ok, I'm doing another one, but this is the "Screened Comments" version. So have at it.

1:

POST ANONYMOUSLY PLEASE.

You tell me…
1) Something I don't know about you. [These comments will be screened, so no one else can see this.]
2) Something good about me.
3) Something bad about me.
4) Something you'd write to me to sex me up.
5) Something from a song that makes me think of you...and only you
6) How long you've known of me for.
7) Sometihng that lets me know who you are.
8) Then put it into your own journal...or I'll hunt you down with a bear knife!

2:

One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind how great you are.

A Fad Tyme To Kill

2006-04-26T05:34:47Z

Well, I went to the Blue Jays game...for only $2. It was awesome, although I kinda spent, like, $30 overall, heh. Anyway, my idiot side came back and created the wonderful game known as "Light David on fire". It was wonderful, oh Friendly Stranger...I'm truly grateful. But, as always, it's onto more fads. JOY!

1:

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?: Only a pre-engagement one (signifying that we were almost ready to consider having a commitment)
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? That one back in Tibet...I mean...almost three months:)
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? BEATLES LIVE AT THE BBC!!! *heart*
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Heh...only on the road...
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Umm...either in fitness class...or never
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? My people...and food
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? CINNAMON BUN!
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Gender
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? "Pilots" - DramaGods
10. WHATS YOUR FAV COLOR? Blue
11. DO YOU LIKE THE RAIN? Yes, yes I do
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER? Rogers?
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE(S)? EB Games!
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD? Mastermind...for two christmases
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Who DOESN'T?
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE? I prefer the door-knocking method
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED? My father's I'm pretty sure
18. FIRST PERSON YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? NO ONE, IT'S MINE!!!
19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH? Ummm...attended?
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Slappy's House of Burritos
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU'VE BEEN TOLD? Santa is real
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? Take out 'with' and I'll eat anywhere
24. CAN YOU COOK? I make a mean salad...
25. BEST KISSER? Umm...well...I've only kissed one person...so...I guess that makes Timmy the winner
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I don't remember
28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD? Sweet 'N Low
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? I can blink
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? I can't blink QUICKLY
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB? 4-11? 1-9AM
33. FAVORITE MOVIE? Bio-Dome
34. CAN YOU SING? Why don't you taste for yourself?
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? I'm thinking...probably...Method Man
36. LAST KISS? Redman
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED? SAW II
38. THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? My rifle
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT? Sugar Mountain
41. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD? Word
42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN? Are you asking me out???
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER? I prefer floortop
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? Kiefer Sutherland
45. DO YOU SMOKE? Do you...umm...HA!
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? Depends on the quality of my bed...I'm just kiddin'. Who needs clothes?
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? *sigh*...Raoul
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? I prefer the method of cloning:)
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? How much time you got?
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? Frenchcakes:)
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? I dislike coughing, and it SOUNDS like coffee...so...lemonade is definately the one for me
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Grilled
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? Why should The Jetson's dog get it's own science category?
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mumsy
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST? Mumsy
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED? From my phone company...I was out late and they got concerned
57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING? Who's paying?
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS? Two for the head, one for the behind, and three for the head
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Three pairs of pants, and a belt
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG? If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICH? Sauerkraut
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL? I can try;)
63. CAN YOU SWIM? I can try;)
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Corn Caboodle
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? I like finding stuff:)
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF? I eat staplers
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY? I like "Star Wars" if that's what you mean
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Smarch
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? Two seconds ago
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? No comment
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER? You serious? I thought I was the only one
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET? Yesterday. He just told me to go see "Jesus: Live" and ran
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET? Bitey
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED? Probably
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? I'm busy, but I can make plans for later...how's sometime in Smarch for you?
78. BIRTHDATE? The feast of next wednesday
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? Something cooler than a jeep...like...a VCR (I don't follow trends)
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP? No...I'm on a chair
87. ARE YOU SMILING? He he he he.....no
88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER? I have "Off Eyeliner"
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Nope, I'm an excellent marksman
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Next wednesday (WOO! My birthday!)
91. DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE? Fuck yeah! Wait...myspace?
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL? Not at the moment...there's a thing called "a home"
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Just wait and see
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? Elizagerth
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT? SKIN COLOURED!
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST? Does your FACE start in...MY FIST!!! (oh yeah...showed you)
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH? Make me
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE? I've been on TOM Cruise...but not yet Penelope
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER? Do you have a...quarter?
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS? Yes...yes I am

2: ANSWER IT BIATCH!

1-Who are you?
2-Are we friends?
3-What color eyes do you think I have?
4-Do you know my natural hair color?
5-How long have we known each other?
6-What's something that immediately makes you think of me?
7-When did we meet?
8-Do you like me?
9-What would you change about me?
10-Do I look different than when you first met me?
11-Have I ever hurt you?
12-Describe me in four words.
13-When is the next time we are likely to see each other?
14-When was the last time we saw each other?
15-What do I want to become?
16-Are you happy we know each other?
17-What makes me angry the most?
18-Would you ever kiss or hug me?

3:[x] Pick up the nearest book and write a sentence at random from it : "Heritage Plaza Dental Centre: Experience a beautiful smile"
[x] Do you like having your picture taken? : Word
[x] Ever bought a CD for just one song? : HA! Obviously
[x] Do you read your horoscope? : Not usually
[x] If you could only talk to one person online, who would that be? : Batman
[x] What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes? : You see it too?
[x] Do you find you use internet language when writing notes in real life? : G-D no!
[x] When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? : Besoin to you too:)
[x] Ever seriously questioned your sanity? : CONSTANTLY!
[x] When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view? : It's usually a series of dots...so...maybe first person
[x] Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution? : Word
[x] Who has the best taste in music out of all your friends? : My dad:)
[x] What is your school mascot? : Blinky the Snargle Fish
[x] Do you wish your teeth were whiter? : Maybe
[x] Do you laugh at your own jokes? : If only
[x] What word instantly makes you smile ? : Boots
[x] How many phone numbers do you remember and can say off the top of your head?: Mine, and...oh damn...umm...Kevin's?
[x] What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? : Costume?
[x] You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again?: Never being able to get a tan
[x] Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different? : Who doesn't like snickers?
[x] Name all the Teletubbies right now : Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Scrappy Doo
[x] Would you ever call someone a racist name? : Never...except for white people
[x] Do you think Vlad is a cool name? : I prefer Vlad
[x] Did you know it is Dracula's first name? : Albert Von Dracula
[x] What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world? : ME!
[x] What is your IQ? : Better than my IP
[x] Have you ever killed your own dinner? : If by killing you mean buying, and by dinner you mean books...then no
[x] Would you prefer a spork or a spoon and fork? : A knork
[x] Favorite of the seven dwarves? : Keith Wayne
[x] Wasn't Josie and the Pussycats a stupid movie? : It had it's moments. I liked the kite flying scene the best:)
[x] Wasn't Shrek an awesome movie? : It was a movie?
[x] What did you think of the movie Turner and Hooch? : Fuck that, I drink cognac
[x] Have you ever dissected a frog? : Only once...not by choice
[x] How long have you been living at your current residence? : Long enough, it's time to move

~~~

BOLD WHAT IS TRUE.

I've never been drunk.
I've never smoked pot.
I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex.
I've never kissed a member of the same sex.
I've never crashed a friend's car.
I've never been to Japan.
I've never been to Europe.
I've never ridden in a taxi.
I've never been in love.
I've never been dumped.
I've never shoplifted.
I've never been in a fight.
I've never had a threesome.
I've never snuck out of my house.
I've never pissed on myself.
I've never been arrested.
I've never made out with a stranger.
I've never been on a blind date.
I've never lied to a friend.
I've never had a crush on a teacher.
I've never skipped school.
I've never thrown up in public.
I've never purposely set a part of myself on fire.
I've never eaten sushi.
I've never been happy with myself.
I've never met a movie star.
I've never cheated in any test/exams.
I've never confessed my feelings to anyone before.
I've never run away from home.
I've never been on a stage.
I've never killed a polititian.

~~~

BOOK MEME

Instructions:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"Every time he clicked the counter, he reminded himself that he was in control of his life, and in this way he trained himself to notice what he did do"

~~~

FOUR

Four jobs you’ve had in your life:
1) Mastermind
2) Swiss Chalet
3) Real Programming 4 Kids
4) Slave

Four movies you could watch over and over:
1) Star Wars
2) Star Wars 2: This Time We Mean It
3) Star Wars 3: Ok, So We Lied
4) The Happy Little Pony (That Hated Star Wars)

Four places you’ve lived:
1) Richmond Hill
2) Orillia
3) Gravenhurst
4) Etobicoke (prison)

Four TV shows you love(d) to watch:
1) The View
2) Dr. Phil
3) The Young and the Restless
4) Passions

Four places you’ve been on vacation:
1) The Forest
2) The Subway
3) Place-Ville
4) School

Four websites you visit daily:
1) Lampshade.com
2) Lampshade.org
3) Lampshade.net
4) Bearattacks.ca

Four of your favourite foods:
1) Soap
2) Dirt
3) Chalk
4) Candy

Four places you would rather be:
1) Tibet
2) Hell
3) Sugar Mountain
4) Pauly Shore's house

~~~

MATCH THIS WITH THAT.

Pick the month you were born:
January- I murdered
February- I slapped
March- I had sex with
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I crapped

Now pick the day of your birth:
1. A prostitute
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend
3. A woman with HIV
4. A sexy girl
5. Santa Clause
6. A playboy bunny
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. An Asian
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A porn Star
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Governor Schwarzenegger
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A pencil sharpener
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the SECOND letter of your LAST name:
A- Because I like chocolate.
B- Because I was bored.
C- Because my pants were on too tight.
D- Because Fruit cakes fly.
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small.
F- Because I didn’t get any presents for Christmas.
G- Because I like eggs.
H- Because the world will end tomorrow.
I- Because I slit my wrists.
J- Because I don’t have a bf/gf.
K- Because I like football.
L- Because I was high.
M- Because I was drunk.
N- Because my mom told me to.
O- Because I am a homosexual.
P- Because I’m lonely.
Q- Because my parents fight a lot.
R- Because I’m horny.
S- Because I want to commit suicide.
T- Because I hate school.
U- Because I need to masturbate.
V- Because I love slumber parties.
W- Because it calms me.
X- Because I like brownies.
Y- Because I like to spoon.
Z- Because I was drunk.

~~~

INTERESTS.

1. Look through you Interests and find the four *most* popular.
1) Beck
2) The Beatles
3) Led Zeppelin
4) Video Games

2. Now find the four *least* popular interests.
1) AC(Lightning Bolt)DC
2) Francesco Zappa
3) Victor Wooten
4) Etc...

3. List both, and how many members/communities were also interested.
1a) Beck: 378
2a) The Beatles: 379
3a) Led Zeppelin: 393
4a) Video Games: 381

1b) AC(Lightning Bolt)DC: 5
2b) Francesco Zappa: 1
3b) Victor Wooten: 24
4b) Etc...: 54

[EDIT]
I forgot about this one:

TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Josh Hill
First Screen Name: Hold on whilst I check my records...*checks*...hmm, I believe it was "Jordan"
First Pet: Ernie
First Piercing: Nipple back in Grade 7 (haven't worn it in SO long)
First Crush: I'm pretty sure it was this girl named Tiana in Grade...4?
First CD: I think somebody gave me "Spice World" one time
First Car: A wagon
First Stuffed animal: Bunky the most awesome bear in the whole wide world
First Memory: Staying up all night drinking Kool-Aid
First Job: Space Captain of the planet Microwave Box

NINE LASTS
Last Beverage: Gatorade (severely watered down)
Last Car ride: From Finsh Station
Last Movie Seen: Monty Python's: The Meaning Of Life
Last Phone Call: Mumsy
Last Cd Played: Full CD? Umm...probably the "2001: A Spacy Odyssey" Soundtrack
Last Bubble Bath: 2 hours from now
Last time you cried: When I spilt my ice cream in '96
Last thing you ate: Chocolate Chip Muffin
Last bad thing you did: Swore (OHMYGOODNESS!!!)

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best guy friends: Who hasn't?
Have you ever been arrested?: Only once...
Have you ever skinny dipped: Only once...
Have you ever been on stage? Kind of

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1) Shirt
2) Pants
3) Sock
4) Other Sock
5) Other Sock
6) Mustache
7) Jamaican

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1) Gone to school
2) Left School
3) Been at School
4) Looked at School
5) Walked in School
6) Slept

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1) People
2) Food
3) Guitar
4) Food
5) People

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO
(in no specific order)
1) Mom
2) Tiffany
3) Claudia
4) Myself

THREE CHOICES
1) Black or White: Mocha
2) Hot or Cold: Vanilla
3) Chocolate or Vanilla: Cranberry

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1) Get the antidote
2) Kill more politicians

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1) Tuesday, September 5th, 1995

Daylight savings fad tyme

2006-04-05T03:11:13Z

Woogidy woogidy woo. Well, it's that tyme again for some good ol' taxed quizzes and such. By the way, our show went well, next one is on June 25. BYE!

.....1.....
1. What are you listening to right now?
Fallen Angels - Nuno Bettencourt

2. What is the most annoying song in the world?
Hmm...probably that one that's all screaming and bad...oh...wait...that's most of today's music:)

3. Your all time favorite band?
Too many...soo...The Led Beckellincourt Rushsperience...beatles

4. Your newly discovered band is?
Hmm...probably...the Dramagods

5. Best female voice?
Oh man...umm...Ella Fitzgerald is awesome, or Elton John

6. Best male voice?
David Bowie is AMAZING, as is Freddy Mercury

7. Music type you find yourself listening to most?
Rock, Funk and Jazz

8. What do you listen to, to hype you up?
Heavy Rock songs, it has to be loud and low

9. What do you listen to, to calm down?
Jazz, or nice Victor Wooten

10. Last gig/concert you went to?
Oh man...umm...ours:S?

11. Band you find yourself listening to the most right now?
Nuno...definately

12. Most hated band?
Any that don't write their own songs or play instruments/sing well

"(where is question 13.)" - I ate it...MUAHAHAHAHA

14. Song that makes you think?
Oh man: "My Life" - Victor Wooten
"Freewill" - Rush
"Cold December" - Matt Costa
"Banana Pancakes" - Jack Johnson
"Swollen Princess" - Nuno

15. Coolest music video?
"Pumpin' On Your Stereo" - Supergrass
"Girl" - Beck

16. Can you play a musical instrument?
Guitar, Bass, Saxophone, Vocals...and I can kinda play drums

17. Ever been in a mosh pit?
Word

18. Are you in a band?
Kinda:)

19. Ever dated a musician?
DEFINATELY!

20. Do you wish yourself that you were a musician?
Every day I lookin the mirror...and I die a little on the inside...I'm sorry, what was the question again?

21. Last song that you heard on the radio/cd...etc...?
Radio: Something on Q107 (they repeat EVERYTHING)
CD: "Sneakin' Sally Through The Alley" - Robert Palmer

22. What do you think of Classical music?
Not too bad...too light for my taste usually

23. What do you think of Country music?
Not too bad after being exposed to GOOD country by some guy named Ted

24. What do you think of Death metal?
If it's heavy and well done, then I like it

25. Last BIG band that you saw live?
RUSH!!!!!

25. Are you a groupie?
DEFINATELY! I can't get enough ass!

26. Do you listen to music in foreign languages?
Yes, Rammstein and then all this crazy s*** my mom's friend listens to

27. What famous musician do you find sexy?
Oh...OHOHOHO...Beck

28. Do you listen to the radio?
Sometimes

29. Do you watch music TV?
No...not at all, it's not really about music much...well...the music that I listen to at least

30. Do you follow the music charts, like the top 40?
*Vomits*

31. Have you met any famous musicians?
-Randy Bachman
-Robben Ford

32. Are any of your family members musicians?
Dad...is...GOD!

33. What do your parents listen to?
Mom - I don't...really...know
Dad - Anything/Everything

34. What is in your walkman/discman right now?
Beck y'all

.....2.....
LAST PERSON WHO
. Slept in your bed: Mark
. Saw you cry: My mom
. You shared a drink with: I...don't...KNOW:S!!!
. You went to the movies with: Mark...although...not a movie per se
. You went to the mall with: Father
. Yelled at you: Everyone, heh
. Sent you an email: Q107...or Tiffany
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO...
. California: I actually have...FOR FREE:D!!!
. Hawaii: In my dreams
. Mexico: In my bathroom
. China: In my kitchen
. Canada: G-D no!
HAVE YOU EVER:
. Danced naked: Every freaking night!
. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: My stepmom bought mini-wheats...and I woke up to find...they weren't there:(
. Wish you were the opposite sex: WISH?
. Had an imaginary friend: His name is Fred, he tells me to burn things, yada yada smartass comment
. Do you have a crush on someone: Only in my picture frame
. What book are you reading now: "The Stand" - Stephen King...amazing book
WHATS YOUR...
. Worst feeling in the world: Making someone mad at me
. Future son's name: Mint Jr.
. Future daughter's name: Paid Account Options
. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Oh, definately
. What's under your bed: A mixing board...or another mattress (depending on where you are)
. Favorite sport to watch: Rasslin' (I know...not a sport)
. Siblings: PAUL THE MAGNIFICENT AT...doing business
. Favorite Location: I really like it here, or Orillia
. College plans: Humber hopefully
. Piercings/tattoos: Under my clothes, I have a map of Jamaica on my spine
. Do you drink : I should hope...otherwise I'd DIE!
. What are you most scared of: Loneliness
. What clothes do you sleep in: Whatever I end up wearing
. Where do you want to get married?: Somewhere that includes my fiancee
. Who do you really hate: THOSE DAMN DIRTY APES!!!
. Do you drive: Not legally...
. Do you have a job: Toy seller (to children)
. Do you like being around people: As long as I have a weapon concealed
. Are you for world peace: I'm for world PEAS (or pees...that would just be cool)
. Are you a health freak: I like eating if that's what you mean
. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Hmm...not loved I believe
. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: Women...OK OK you got me...anyone
. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: Many songs
. Do you want to get married: To myself:)
. Do you want kids: Myself
. If you were stranded on a deserted island who would you like to be stuck with and why: All of my friends (the more meat the better), my family (same reason), and Billie Joe Armstrong (I just HATE that guy...he deserves to be there)
FAVORITE
. Type(s) of music: Mostly everything
. Band/Group(s): Beck, Rush, Zeppelin, Nuno, Victa
. Color: Blue, Purple
. Perfume or cologne: Eau de toilette
. Month: August and...Smarch
. Flower: Edibles
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
. Cried: After being punched repeatedly by David
. Bought something: Crack...from David
. Gotten sick: From David
. Sang: The "Get me away from David" song
. Met someone: Sure as hell wasn't David
. Missed someone: Not David
. Hugged someone: DEFINATELY not David
. Kissed someone: Probably David
. Became shy around someone: David
. Been to the diner: With David
. Exercised: Ran from David
. Hated someone: Ralph Bunston...that bastard (David can back me up on this one)
.....3.....
period one
-who sits in front of you? 'Dat bitch (please don't hit me)
-do you like this class? It pays the bills
-what class is it? Moozak
-who's your teacher? Captain Obvious
-did you ever fall asleep in first period? Too busy sleeping to remember

period two
-who sits to your left? Rebekah
-are you failing this class? GOD yes
-is this your favorite class? Only until the bell rings
-what reminds you of 2nd period? Everything that moves
-who do you talk to the most? Myself

period three
-is your best friend in this class with you? Class?
-do you hate anyone in this class? Just look at my list
-who's the teacher? Madame Maxime
-what class is it? Strict
-do you eat in this class? When I'm not crying

period four
-what do you do during 4th period? What don't I do? Oh...many things actually
-who do you talk to? Someone's awfully nosy...aren't they?
-do you chew gum in 4th period? I chew the fat instead
-anyone you want to shoot during 4th period? Yes, but only with bullets
-what class? David Admiring

period five
-what class? Six-stringed Instrument Knowledge And Application Education
-who do you talk to? Ms. A, since OBVIOUSLY we're perfect for eachother
-who sits behind you? Won Jin or that scary Russian guy
-next to you? Alex Bunker *heart*
-can you eat in that class? Only when I'm not crying
.....4.....
Name: Sir Craig the Horseback Marionette
Age: Thiiiiiiiiiis much
Sign: Rawr (just guess what it is)
Location: The Richmond Hill of Plenty
Gaze into the crystal ball....
Where/how do you see yourself in 5 years?: On the street...covered in heroin...and money
Where/how do see yourself in 10 years?: Still there...just dead cause no one cleaned it up
Finish the sentence.....
I absolutely love it when.....: I see a big steak infront of me, and then people are like "go for it"...I'm just like "DAMN!"
I fuckin hate it when.....: It's not a steak...but my leg
If only I could......: Paint the sky with my breath...THAT would be cool
Ladies
Your man just got randomly punched by a drunk at a bar, you.....: Give the man a firm shake on the hand and then go all Tae Bo on his ass...either that or Jazzercise
Fellas.....
Your woman is being ruffed up by some petite broad you....: Try and use your words before breaking your oath of pacifism...or take that bitch out
Friends
My friends are......: Alive
They give me advice that I usually.....: Listen to and reflect upon...in the shower
What else you got?
Your best physical asset would be.....: My sweet ass
The least favorite part of YOUR body is...: My ass
The best way to piss you off is to.....: Insult me or my friends and continue to be mean/an asshole
Getting on your good side is easy if you......: Can make a fine turkey sandwich...JUST the way I like it
Gettin' Intimate....
What about the opposite sex is the biggest turn-on?: That they're a) A woman b) BEFORE going through an operation c)Contains all body parts d) Are alive c) They're my girlfriend
Where's your "hot" spot?: Anywhere you like:)
How often do you have sex?: Well...to be honest...I'm taking counselling for this addiction...cause I can't stop looking at myself in the mirror and wishing what could be...so...never:P
How often would you like?: Nonstop...except for ice cream
Summary
Describe yourself the way you see fit.: One shoe at a time please
.....5.....
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
With myself:)

2. Slept in a different bed?
But the same mattress...odd

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
WITH MYSELF!!!

4. made out with 2 different people in one night?
Nope...just...oh...wait...yes

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
Jorden...I love you so much...let's fuck

6. Been in love?
WITH MY COUSIN!!!

7. Slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
Probably...wait...yeah

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
Hmm...when I was a baby...and my mom washed me?

9. Gone over the speed limit?
Whilst riding in a car

10. Painted your room?
Only with my tears...and paint

11. Drove a car?
Once...only once

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
EVERY FREAKING NIGHT!!!

13. Gotten a hickey?
Only in my dreams...and after I woke up

14. Been dumped?
Not yet:S

15. Stole money from a friend?
Nope, I paid them back today, otherwise it'd be stealing

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yes...can't remember how long ago though

17. Been in a fist fight?
I prefer "fisticuffs"...it sounds all British

18. Snuck out of your house?
Not really...I've never had to

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Word...word...WORD...and yes

20. Been arrested?
Just got out of prison two days ago

21. Made out with a stranger?
They won't leave my house:(

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
Probably

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
Umm...apartment neighbor or house neighbor? Oh who am I kidding...BOTH of them!

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Probably...the nerd I am

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex ?
Didn't I answer this one already? I'll say no this time

26. Seen someone die?
Only after I plugged them full of lighter fluid

27. Been on a plane?
Only after I filled it with lighter fluid

28. Kissed a picture?
*sigh* Family albums mean SO much to me

29. Slept in until 3?
Nope...until February

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Always

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Saw two clouds that looked a little like me

32. Made a snow angel?
It was snow?

33. Played dress up?
Well...there was this one time with some lip...no

34. Cheated while playing a game?
Well, I was playing Russian Roulette...and I just shot everyone else...is that cheating?

35. Been lonely?
Hold me

36. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Math class was a bitch

37. Been to a club?
Only in my heart

38. Felt an earthquake?
Only in the bedroom;)

39. Touched a snake?
Only in the bedroom

40. Ran a red light?
I'd like to...preferably on a busy street...at rush hour...in a limo...that's on fire

41. Been suspended from school?
Just got back from prison two days ago

42. Had detention.?
Probably, I'm a naughty kid

43. Been in a car?
Does a dead horse count? I mean...they are also used for transportation

44. hated the way you look?
I don't know what I look like

45. Witnessed a crime?
Commited one as well:)

46. Been lost?
Unless I'm in Jamaica with a mirror

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
If by country, you mean, "door"

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
I never knew you could commit suicide with embarassment:S

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
Painted my room like that too:)

50. Sang karaoke?
Word, it was loud:)

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
"I swear I won't ever take a shower on a roller coaster" I'm just too impressionable. Oh Dangerous Dan...STOP INFLUENCING ME!!!

52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
Well...coke came out once...but I was drinking water...

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
I showed that bastard too

54. Kissed in the rain?
Probably?

55. Sung in the shower?
Until I get told to shut up...so...no

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
Dream?

57. Played getting married?
PLAYED??? OH GOD!!!!

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Actually, it was a door handle

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
Partially? Pfff, obviously I like to live dangerously

60. Been to a concert?
If by 'concert' you mean "knife fight" and by 'been to' you mean "lost at"...then yes

61. Sat on a roof top?
During the "concert"

62. Didn't take a shower for a week?
Well...people started complaining after a while...so definately

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
HATE scary movies...so no

64. Played chicken?
ATE chicken:)

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
I've even put more clothes on WHILST being pushed

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
Well...there was this chant...

67. Broken a bone?
Chipped an elbow

68. Been easily amused?
Don't get me started

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
And cried so hard I cried more:)

70. Cheated on a test?
Mhm, Grade 3 French

71. Forgotten someone's name?
That guy...you know

72. Blacked out from drinking?
Ughh...I've had some bad times with apple juice...ran so much I fell off a bench...

73. Played a prank on someone?
Heh...Grade 4 class...made them all eat "Thrills" gum

74. Gone to a late night movie?
Word

75. Made love to anything not human?
Who HASN'T???

76. Failed a class?
Only "Daily Living"

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
OH MAN...there was this one time with a rock...oh...wait...that was today

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
I...am the accordion master...sorry, what was the question again?

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Oh...HAHAHA...WHO in their right mind would do that with me?

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
I celebrate the 3rd like the cool kids do

81. Thrown strange objects?
I'm always throwing objects, be them strange or...umm...yeah

82. Felt like someone was watching you?
I let them in:)

83. Thought about running away?
Thought?

84. Ran away?
Thought?

85. Had detention and not attend it?
Probably

86. Made parents cry?
Tears of joy...always tears of joy

87. Cried over someone?
Like, over them so my tears fell on them, making them irritated? If so...then MAN, you should've been there at lunch

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
I just call them knives like normal people

89. Dated someone more than once?
Umm...no

90. Have a dog?
HA! I...have a DOG!

91. Own an instrument?
French horn, flugel horn, fog horn, leg horn, shoe horn

92. Been in a band?
Of course, bands suck

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
I love iced tea

94. Broken a cd?
Maybe it's YOUR cd...guess which one? (If you guessed the Bee Gee's, you're wrong...it was Lee Marvin)

95. Shot a gun?
If by shot, you mean "used to open a safe"...then no...who uses a gun?

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
Been on a certain space...but it wasn't mine...MUAHAHAHA

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
Chef Boyardee

99. Have a religion?
I believe in being able to breathe, eat and watch seagulls annoy people

100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
Jeez, I hope he was really dead when that coffin started to move

Ok, I'm done and I'm tired as well...thank you all...now go away
-Jordan

Fad Tyme Of The New Tomorrow

2006-02-28T03:22:15Z

I've been forced to do this, so I'm gonna do another "Fad Collaboration"...bring it:

#1:
Comment with your name and then...

I will comment back with a ________ that reminds me of you...
1. Color
2. TV show
3. Food

I will then tell you...
1. When we first met
2. A good memory
3. Three words to describe you
4. What I like about you

Then post this in your journal!

#2:
am i..
- am i cute?
- am i crazy?
- am i lovable?
- am i funny?
- am i annoying?
- am i psycho?
- am i daring?
- am i a good person?

would you..
- would you hug me?
- would you miss me if i was gone?
- would you kiss me?
- would you make out with me?
- would you listen to my problems?
- would you be a good friend?
- would you be my best friend?

would you ever..
- would you ever go out with me?
- would you ever do it again if you already have?
- would you ever marry me if you could?
- would you ever talk bad about me if we ever broke up?
- would you ever make out with me in a cemetery?
- would you ever make out with me in the rain?
- would you ever snuggle with me?

if you could..
- if you could give me a new name, it would be?
- if you could do one thing with me, it would be?
- if you could give me a piece of advice, it would be?
- if you could kidnap me for a day, where would we go?

just a few questions..
- what do you love about me?
- what do you hate about me?
- what is my best quality?
- if you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
- what is your honest opinion about me?
- what would you do if i sang out of tune?
- what song reminds you of me?
- do i remind you of any characters on tv?
- have you ever had a dream about me?
- do you think i'm a virgin?
- if you just met me, how old would you guess i am?
- am i huggable?
- if you could give me anything, what would it be?
- if you could promise me anything, what would it be?

personal..
- am i ugly, average, decent, good looking, beautiful, ect.?
- if you could describe me in one word, what would that word be?
- when we first met, what were your thoughts?
- if you had to describe to someone who i am and what i am like, what would you tell them?
- what are my faults?
- what are my strengths?
- do you wish we were closer?
- why aren't we closer?

#3:
Pick 10 artists that you're really into:
1. Beck
2. Rush
3. The Beatles
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Victor Wooten
6. Nuno Bettencourt
7. Nirvana
8. Red Hot Chili Peppers
9. Frank Zappa
10. Jeff Beck

Now answer the questions according to the numbers.

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Fine By Me

What is your favourite album of 8?
Easily it's "By The Way"...I'm kidding...Blood Sugar Sex Magik is clearly their best.

What is your favourite lyric that 5 has sung?
"It's my life, and I can live it any way. I've got mine, you've got yours, can't you hear what I say? It's my life, I can do what I want to. I can do this, I can do that, everybody sing it with me one time, it's my life."

How many times have you seen 4 live?
John Bonham has been long since dead, and therefore I've never had, nor will I have a chance of seeing Led Zeppelin perform.

What is your favourite song of 7?
Hmm...I love "Milk It", but "All Apologies" holds a special place in my heart

What is a good memory you have considering the music of 10?
Remembering that I've actually seen him perform live, and NOW I'm realising how amazing he is.

Is there a song of 3 that makes you sad?
Not really.

What is your favourite lyric that 2 has sung?
*whew*...umm..."You can never break the chain. There is never love without pain." But there are SO many more

What is your favourite song by 9?
Oooooh...well "Titties and Beer" is really good, but "Peaches En Regalia" s awesome as well...but there are others...

How did you get into 3?
Listening to them around my dad when I was young and then finally starting to show interest in them.

What was the first song you heard by 1?
Something from "Odelay" when I was a lot younger...probably "Devil's Haircut"

What is your favourite song by 4?
"What Is And What Should Never Be"...or maybe "Custard Pie"

How many time have you seen 9 live?
He's also been dead before I've liked him

What is a good memory you have concerning 2?
Seeing their amazing concert which might be my favourite concert of all time!

Is there a song of 8 that makes you sad?
"Under The Bridge" is sad based on the inspiration for it...but...not REALLY anything that leaps at my heart (except for the end of "Behind The Sun")

What is your favourite album of 5?
Either "What Did He Say?" or "Soul Circus"...but "Live In America" was amazing too.

What is your favourite lyric that 3 has sung?
Hmm...well..."All you need is love" is a classic...but...also..."In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make"...among many lines

What is your favourite song of 1?
Wow...umm...I love many. All of Odelay is amazing, as well as all of Midnight Vultures and Guero (Except for Broken Drum). I honestly can't think of any to narrow that down.

What is your favourite song of 10?
"Goodbye Porkpie Hat" or "Slingshot"

How many times have you seen 6 live?
None...but maybe one day

What is your favourite album of 2?
I love "Vapor Trails" "A Farewell To Kings" and "Permanent Waves"

What is a great memory you have considering 9?
Reading his book and seeing just how intelligent this man is.

What is your favourite lyric that 9 has sung?
"A mountain is something you don't wanna f*** with" among others, cause he's a genius.

What was the first song you heard by 8?
Oh man...umm..."Aeroplane" is one of my earliest memories, as well as "Fight Like A Brave"

OMG!

2006-02-10T04:39:38Z

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...I...LOVE.........CAKE!!!

Tyme for FAD TYME!!!

2006-02-03T21:01:44Z

Well...I'm bored, bring it

Name: Jordachio Rodriguez the Seventh and 2/3
Age: 16 and then some
Location: Richmond Hill, Kansas
Where did you go to school?: many places
Birthplace: Toronto, Montreal
Birthday: August
Height: Tall
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green/Brunn
Nicknames: Jimmy, Jimmy James, Svenko, Jon Boy, Beck, Mr Fantastic and the Love Squad, The Great Prunella, Phil and the Phils, Muggy, Hey you with the face, Quasimodo, Jakey, Smith the Wanderer, Crandall
Who is in your immediate family?: Mom, Dad, Brother, Stepmom, Cats, Yo Mama
Do you hate your family?: Nope, hate is a bad thing
Pets: Dog and many cats
Hobbies: Guitar, Yelling, Falling Over, Making Rude Calls To Your Sister
Favorite colors: Blue
Favorite animal: Dog-Fish
Favorite TV shows: They're all bad by now, so...American Idol:)
Favorite Website: www.solace-music.tk
Favorite Quote: "The only woman I ever loved was a brick, some twigs, and a piece of cling film"
Favorite saying: "Do as the Russians do...what they do, I don't know"
Favorite things to do: Same as my hobbies, jeez, way to try and make me type more. Oh no, I'm not that stupid as to put in more effort that is required of me. No sir, I like to make things short and to the point. Yes indeed. Short....and to the point.
Favorite sport: Men throwing eachother around...or golf
Favorite Teacher: Mr. Hudspith the Magnificent and magical
Favorite Food: Something nice, beefy and comes on a bun...I'd have to say thai food
Favorite thing to drink: Iced tea
Favorite Candy Bar: Mars
Favorite Restaurant: Jack Astors is nice:)
Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Licks yo
Favorite Sound: The cry of an Alaskan Timberwolf
Favorite Smell: Fresh Baked Alaskan Timberwolf
Favorite Time of Year: The day of a thousand chocolates
Favorite Place to Be: Not dead
Favorite Thing to do on the Weekend: End the week, and then not be able to remember how
Favorite Magazine: The magazine that is almost as good as 3rd base, but not enough
Favorite Book: Misery or The Stand
Favorite Author: Stephen King
Favorite Movie(s): Don't have one, too many wonderful pieces of porn...I mean...film:)
Favorite Songs: Again, too many, stop pestering me
Favorite Music: Rock, Jazz, Blues, Funk, Etc...
Favorite CD: Too hard, although right now, Schizophonic is the s***
Favorite Group: Rush, Beck, Nuno, Etc...
Do You Drink Beer?: Bleck, no
Do You Smoke?: Not cigarettes, well, not anymore
Have You Ever Tried Smoking?: Ughh...once
Do You Do Drugs?: Not anymore
If So, What Did You Try?: Pot, alcohol
Do You Eat Skittles?: Yepp
Do You Eat Jolly Ranchers?: They ARE jolly, are they not?
Do You Get Motion Sickness?: I'm a brick wall
Do You Like Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers, they're plaid:)
Do you like to drive?: Haven't yet...but soon...MUAHAHAHA
Do you like to watch TV?: Yeah!
Do you like to play video games?: Yeah, they're delicious
Do you like to watch sports?: Sometimes
Do you like to play sports?: Sometimes
Do you like to dance: I boogie like no other
Do you like fishing: When I'm bored, a good worm on a hook is so soothing...to others
Do you like to play pranks on people?: I'm horribly unimaginative, so yeah
Do you like lollipops: HAWHAAAAAT???
Do you like turkey: I do, unless it's dry, then no, because I don't like dry turkey
Do you like chicken: Same as turkey, you know my morals
Do you like beef: Yes
Do you like pork: MMM...beef
Do you like broccoli stems: Sure
Do you have a job: Used to, but then the man cut out my jive and threw my ass on the street
Do you have any scars: Wouldn't you like to know? Cause yeah, it's quite noticable. THIS one was from when I cheated on that hooker. And THIS one is from that hooker I cheated on. This one was given by a woman of the night, whereas this other one was from some lady I paid to have sex with. Mmm...fun.
Do you get along with your parents: Usually:)
Do you believe in God: In A god...but he has to convince me that I exist first off
Do you believe in ghosts: Yes! They scare my pants off...?
Do you wear a watch: Time waits for no man.
Do you use conditioner: Yes, my hair loves Pete
Do you drink coffee: Nope, I'm a tea man
Do / Did you have braces: Yes, they gave me much popularity...and spit
Do you have contacts / glasses: Nope, this man can see fine...like many of you are thinking right now
Do you color your hair: Not since MANY years ago
Do you believe in love at first sight: I have yet to know the feeling of love
Do you believe there is one person for you: I believe that there is SOMEONE out there that I will be with at some point in my life
Have you ever cried over someone of the opposite sex: Like...family?
What is the most important thing in a relationship: Trust
What is the second most important thing: Fun
What do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend: Intelligence, good personality, good sense of humour, caring, understanding
Have you ever been in love?: Nope
Can you define love: Nope
Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend: Never have, this love rocket has yet to launch (wow, that sounds wrong:))
What's the most romantic thing ever done for you: Hmm...I really don't know, no one has really done a romantic thing for me
Have you ever cheated on anybody: No one to cheat with
Are you addicted to anything: Talking on computer
Are you ticklish: Probably, anyone who finds out is gonna lose some hands...preferably 3

Are you poor, middle class, or rich: Upper Middle Class
How many rings / necklaces do you own: Two that I wear
One or two pillows: As many as I can fit in my shirt
Feather or cotton: Cotton
What do you wear to bed: Boxers, you filthy information vulture, you
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: 10 years older
Are you a Prep, Hick, Gangbanger, etc: Oooooh, I like to call myself a "Creapesquine"
What's the best concert you’ve been to: RUUUUUUUUSH
How often do you brush your teeth: Twice daily....with plaque
Are you strange?: Touch me and find out
Are you stupid?: Again, touch me
Are you wearing nail polish?: Only in my heart (finally, some good funny answer questions)
Who could you tell almost anything: Josh, Tiffany, Claudia, David (although apparantly I'M not that trustworthy to HIM!!!)
Who's your role model: Dad, he's fly
Who do you care about most: My good friends and family
What scares you more than anything: My mother if she were a bear and knew how to use a gun...oh...and she were a ghost
How much does dying scare you: Enough to want to stay alive...although you know, suicide is up there in my hobbies list
Rollercoasters, deadly or exciting?: I HATE ROLLERCOASTERS
Would you rather be tall or short?: I'd rather be over there
Night or morning person: Person of the Lake
Pen or pencil: Pen-cil
How many kids do ou want to have: Enough
Are you a good friend: Touch me and find out you naughty person
Coke or Pepsi: Chuck Norris
Chocolate or Vanilla Cake: Chocolate Vanilla
Which of your friends will be married first?: Josh
Who is the one person (living) you wish you could meet?: Nunobek
What is it doing outside now: Not exploding
Who makes you laugh a lot: Hmm...never really thought of that
Are you online a lot: I AM online...oh...wait...that didn't work the way I wanted
If a guy / girl asked you for the shirt off your back, would you give it to them?: Is it cold out?
If you could be any occupation, which would you choose?: Professional blimp eater
If you could get a tattoo, what would you get and where: It would sag...so...a tattoo that would look cool once I'm REALLY old
If you could change your eye color to any other color, what would it be?: Blue...or ever changing
What is on the walls of your room?: Posters, paint, human skin...I mean...human skin

What do you think about Ouija boards: Any wood that can talk is a friend of mine
Funniest pick up line: You must be thieves, cause you've been...running through my mind all night
What is your deepest / darkest secret that you can’t tell: I am really a broom
Where do you shop most?: EB Games
What kind of milk do you like?: Umm...what other kinds are there?
Are you righty or lefty?: Right...but one day...
What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: There was this one time I ate a leaf...
When first meeting someone of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you notice? Why?: Umm...eyes, cause then I know that they're aware of me spying on them
Do you eat chicken with a fork or fingers?: Depends, cooked: fingers, live: fingers
Dream Car: Any kind right now...well...one that works
What was the last CD that you bought?: That i bought -> Umm...well...for Claudia...her B-Day present, for me...Probably "Guero"
What are you thinking right now: Oh boy...ahem..."If there is a man in this world that has the ability to yell at such a precise decible, that women around become pregnant...I'd shake his hand, and then steal his shoes"
In the car, AC or windows open: AC
Who are your best friends?: Josh, Claudia, Tiffany, David, Leigh
How many people are on your buddy list?: 55...why is THIS the last question?

Thanks David:)

#2

YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(name of FIRST pet + street you grew up on):

Ernie Crescent

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grand parent of same gender's first name + favorite snack):

William Grazed Ox Chips

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant):

Old Chinese Man In A Funny Hat Smoking Opium Jack Astors

YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + Last three letters of your last name):

J. Sko

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school mascot):

Alaskan Timberwolf Mustang

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + city where you were born):

William Toronto

YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of sibling/parent [opposite sex] + cell phone company you use):

Sarah Rogers

YOUR DRAG QUEEN NAME
(name of favorite fruit, and current street you live on):

Blueberry Marshall

YOUR SOCIALITE NAME - (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):

Doonsky Gravenhurst

YOUR "POPULAR" NAME - (favorite celebrity's first name + best friend's street name):

Jim Oxford

YOUR FOREIGN NAME - (favorite spice girl + last foreign vacation spot):

Geri Oakville

10) YOUR ROCK STAR NAME - (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name):

Ox Testicle Hansen

5 details about me:
-I am white
-Hello sailor, how are the docks at this time of the evening, how's about you and I go steady?
-Whenever I don't talk, an angel gets it's tail removed with a rusty knife
-David Stein has retarted problems...in his ass
-And I mean it

5 details about my appearance:
~ I like trees
~ Anyone who knows me, knows that I am a man of purpose, not porpoise
~ Show me the money
~ Chess is divine
~ Boogidy boogidy boogidy

5 memorable things I did in the past year:
~ There was this one time I ate a leaf...
~ I like fishes cause they're so delicious
~ Bibbidy bobbidy boo
~ I learned how to whistle using a piece of plastic that you blow through
~ Ehhhhhhhhh

5 favorite movies
~ My life as a sperm whale
~ Give me the money or else stop following me around
~ I like cheese cause it holds me at night
~ Never stop a fan with your tongue
~ The last thing my father said to me was so quiet my head exploded

5 things that make me happy
~ Steep prices and trees
~ Whoop de doo
~ Fiddly foo
~ Hey look over there
~ WHAAAAA...did I scare you?

5 things that impress me
~ being able to swallow a lit cigar
~ and pull it our your ear
~ only to have it become a kazoo
~ that when you blow into it
~ you can hear god

5 things that don't impress me
~ being able to swallow a lit cigar
~ and pull it out your nose
~ so that when you look at it
~ it has nose aura
~ nose aura isn't cool

6 people tagged to do this:
~ Josh
~ Amanda
~ Tiffany
~ David
~ Alison
~ Danyel

Our show is tonight, y'all go now

Peace,

-Jordachio

Fad Tyme on holiday, today's forecast calls for TAXED!!!

2006-01-28T16:31:05Z

Do it, or I'll find you. (I'll just let you imagine what I could do)
1. I _______ Phil.
2. Jerome is _______.
3. Simon needs ________.
4. I want to _______ Mel.
5. Peter can _______ my _______.
6. Someday Billy will ________.
7. Arthur reminds me of _________.
8. Johnathan can be _________.
9. Meeting Kevin is ________.
10. Worst thing about Greg is ________.
11. Best thing about Samuel is _________.
12. I am ________ Sir Joseph.
13. I think "Maximillion Barnaby the 3rd 1/2 with a silent Q" should __________.

Fad Tyme yet again

2006-01-24T03:14:50Z

Ok, I thought it was about tyme for this, so, let 'er rip:
Your name:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
Do I believe in God:
How long have you known me:
Do I smoke:
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
Color of my eyes:
Do I have any siblings:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favorite type of music:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
What's your favorite memory of me:
Any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?

Indeed

2006-01-24T03:12:54Z

Well, it's been an interesting time, but I'm happy. Very, very happy, thanks much to all of y'all, but hey, Jordan's done, no more, leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you. I'm tired, and stressed, but I am surprisingly in a great mood. And I know that it's because of all of you. And a message to all of those who are feeling bad:
I AM HERE FOR YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL!
Now, I'm gonna be as good as I can be, like always, and hey, nobody change, cause you know what, there's no point, you're all awesome the way you are.
That's my little rant, but I think I made my point. You guys seriously are cool. I'm going to go relax, cause more bad things are bound to happen, so, I'm gonna be ready for them...those stupid exams.
Peace,

-Jordan

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-16T01:11:48Z

Ok, so, here's the story. Yesterday, I send in an application for Solace to be part of the amateur band contest at the Winter Carnival. I look today to see the guy's email so I can send him a friendly one (cause my dad said it would leave a good impression). But the application link WASN'T THERE!!! And I see the schedule has three bands on it already. But I decide to send him one anyway. Lo and behold, tonight, I get a call from him. Since we were the fifth band to enter, we're in. WE'RE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOLACE IS PLAYING THE AMATEUR BAND CONTEST AT THE 2006 RICHMOND HILL WINTER CARNIVAL!!!!! So, with that, everyone who had missed our show from last night because it was downtown, THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY!!!!! I'm sure it'll be cold, but I'm sure it'll be fun. So, I'm going to start a fad from this. Anyone who is excited about going, please, leave a comment.

WORD!!!!!!!!

-Jordan

Wow I'm sore

2006-01-15T17:12:57Z

Ok, well, I know I SHOULD be commenting on the show, so I'll get it out of the way. It was good. I'm a man of few words after all. But also, since I was occupied for the duration of yesterday, I would like to personally apologise for not wishing my wonderful friend Tiffany an absolutely:
a) Awesome
b) Fantastic
c) Wonderful
d) Cool
e) Wicked
f) Enjoyable
g) Fun
h) Nice
i) Far Out
j) Relaxing
k) Good
l) Excellent
m) Stellar
n) Magical
o) Proper
p) Phat
q) Chillaxed
r) Laid Back
s) Crazy
t) Joyful
u) Very Joyful
v) Pleasing
w) Fulfilled
x) Musical
y) Groovy
And finally...
z) Wow
.....birthday

And yes, I hope it was all those things and more and next year I shall do my best not to miss it, otherwise you can come to the show, pry the guitar out of my hands, smash it on the floor, and drag me out of the club by my ears.

There, everything's set straight once more. So, yes the show was good, I'm not gonna get into it, but yeah, I was happy, we rock, yes, I said WE.

Peace out,

SC (it's 1/4 of SOLACE)

Return of Son of Fad Tyme!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-11T03:04:59Z

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

and that's not all folks:

Who are you?
Are we friends?
When and how did we meet?
How have I affected you?
What do you think of me?
What's the fondest memory you have of me?
How long do you think we will be friends?
Do you love/like me?
Do you wish I was cooler?
Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Am I loveable?
How long have you known me?
Describe me in one word.
What was your first impression?
Do you still think that way about me now?
What do you think my weakness is?
Do you think I'll get married?
What makes me happy?
What makes me sad?
What reminds you of me?
If you could give me anything what would it be?
How well do you know me?
When's the last time you saw me?
Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Do you think I could kill someone?
Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Bring it

Word yo,

-J-Dizzle

Son of Fad Tyme!!!

2006-01-07T15:22:25Z

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for sybrrguy:

Day #	Who?	What they got you

1st	lamishness	a taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'
2nd	_allmyloving	an experimental vibrator
3rd	_nayo_	A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window
4th	dorak_shmeel	A reverse strip tease
5th	baby_girl69	The Marquis de Sade's sex drive
6th	_ximnottheone	A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window
7th	plungergurl	an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy
8th	_allmyloving	a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'
9th	xlackofcolour	a crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
10th	tposh_izlost	pubic dandruff shampoo
11th	_ximnottheone	A bottle of everyman's Viagara
12th	jukebox__hero	a crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'

Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )

(I think you got to highlight some stuff to read it cause my computer's evil)

Yup, I think that you and I are square now Derek, and I even got 2 portraits of me, I never knew I was so popular!

Whew

2006-01-01T18:34:29Z

Well...what can I say. You guys rock. I had SO much fun, thanks to Alison and Bob for achieving their goal, thanks to Kim for getting everyone, thank you Danyel for helping me have loads of fun, thanks to Scott and Meagan for giving me a nice surprise, thank you Babak and his friend for making our evening more interesting, thank you Nina for being very responsible, thank you Tiffany for being able to go and helping everyone have an awesome time, and thank you Mark and cousins for giving a nice visit.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!

And also, I might add, if anyone has some Resolutions you'd like to post, go for it (or comments about new years)

Mine:
- Be the best person I can be (friendly, nice, fun, loving/caring, etc...)
- Do well in stuff like school/band
- Get the most out of life, and above all, value everything I take for granted in order to enjoy it to the fullest

Ok, there's mine, I'm out, peace

-J-man

Oh joy and rapture!

2005-12-25T15:07:41Z

Ok, gift check time:
- RUSH R30 (YAAAAAY!!!)
- Beck, "Sea Change" (I'm so happy)
- The COMPLETE "Far Side" Collection
- A vintage RUSH T - Shirt of the "Hemispheres" tour (my dad had one when he was younger)
- A "Let It Be" shirt (My very first Beatles shirt, THANK YOU ALISON)
- A very nice letter that I'll always love to read
- "Rutles: All You Need Is Cash"
- The Complete "Fawlty Towers" (OMG!!!)
- A big-ass bag of KERNELS popcorn
- A nice dress shirt
- A new CATERPILLAR (construction company) sweater
- $20 Famous Players gift certificate
- $50 for ANYTHING FROM TICKETMASTER!!!!!
- Chocolate...soo much chocolate
- Two 600pc jigsaw puzzles
And finally...a RUSH 2006 wall calendar
And now from my wonderful mother and John:
- "Little Britain" first series + "The Young Ones" Every Stoopid Episode
- In-Ear phones (FINALLY!!!)
- HMV gift certificate for $25
- Guitar strings + Polish
- Chocolate :)
- A YAMAHA PACIFICA ELECTRIC FUCKING GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (from my Mom, Dad and John...I love you all)
I am a happy boy right now...merry christmas everyone, you all are seriously the best!!!

Fad time # I've lost count

2005-12-12T23:58:36Z

Oh boy ladies and gentlemen...IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN (and thank you to all who replied to my post. You all are amazing)

Anyhow, onto the festivities...FAD TIME!!!

Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously.

Anything: a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, what you really think about me - ANYTHING AT ALL. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post as often as you'd like. then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends have to say.
Even if I don't know you and you just stumbled across my journal, feel free to also post anonymously.

Well...that's it. Enjoy.
Jordan says: If there's three things I'll remember from today, then wow, I have bad memory.

-Peace yo

Da' J man

WHEEE

2005-12-12T04:08:31Z

I was walking home from band practice, and it was getting dark. I saw the reflection of the light on the snow on the ground, as well as many christmas lights hanging from various houses. This image in my head stuck as it was absolutely beautiful. It made me think how happy I am and can be when helped by others. So this is a big thank you to all who call themselves my friend, and all who I call my friends. THANK YOU EVERYONE, YOU ALL ARE AMAZING, ESPECIALLY CERTAIN PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!

Cheese is better when it's real

2005-10-27T22:40:53Z

FAD TIME #3!!!!!!!

Leave something you remember about both of us...at some point in the past (otherwise it isn't a memory). It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, as long as is has to do with what's being asked. Then go and copy me (you lousy copiers you) and put it in your special journal place and see how many people leave a memory about you. Oh they better...or I'll find them.

Oh yeah, I'm memorable alright...now make them good ones, well, ones that I can read, you know, with the big font and all that jazz. No, on second thought, don't listen to me. Do what you want.